I'm Probably Drunk Right Now

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:48:02 GMT

I've had the kids full time for the last month. Its all very complicated and I really wish I didn't have to give them back to their mother. My parents have been strongly suggesting that i need to get a divorce as soon as possible. The prospect makes me feel all warm and happy inside. I have finally forgiven Oblivion for breaking my foot.

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:20:15 GMT

I'm not dead. Just so you know.

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 13:20:21 GMT

I've just experienced what could quite possibly be the weirdest seven days ever. I'm so looking forward to going out for a drink tomorrow.

Whoo!

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 13:17:44 GMT

Found the new angels & airwaves song. My day is made. For those who don't know, that's tom delonge's new band.

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:09:52 GMT

Yesterday was the shittest day i've ever had. I spent today not doing much. I'm attempting to sleep as much as possible because being awake is pretty horrible. plus these pills make me tired and give me interesting dreams.

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:00:36 GMT

My pills are nice. They are a friendly shade of green.

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:17:23 GMT

Bought the kids school books today. It was about $50 less than i was expecting, which is nice. I got the car fixed no worries. All It was was the battery & my dad paid for half. Aaron couldn't come over to help out because he shut his right hand in his car door and broke it in two places. He also snapped some tendons in his leg but doesn't know how that happened. He's slightly depressed because he still hasn't gotten over his broken ass but the codeine fairy was about to visit last time i spoke to him, so he'll be fine.

I got a sanity voucher for xmas so i went and used that. I purchased the best of marilyn manson cd because It came with a dvd. I thought it would be a shitty one with a couple of videos and useless crap but its actually really cool. It has more songs than the cd. 20 all up. Fucking brilliant.

I'm attempting to get on to Yohei for drinking goodness tonight. I smsed him ages ago but i'm kind of wondering if he can read enough english to understand it. I kind of don't really care if i go out or not. I'm bloody exhausted. There's going out tomorrow night anyway. Going to the city tomorrow night. i'm not real sure where though. I hope not to nightclubs because they kind of suck.

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 13:26:47 GMT

Last night i went to karaoke with chris & a bunch of japanese people. It was pretty cool. We got a private room & there were tons of japanese songs on the machine. There were slightly less english ones. I actually sang. I haven't done that in front of anyone since i was 13. I was told that we weren't leaving until i did.

Today we were supposed to go to the story bridge hotel for cockroach races, drinking goodness and to meet up with some people. Keiko took forever to get ready to go and when we got there it was fucking packed out. We didn't find the others, there wasn't much shade and where there was was too crowded. It really kind of sucked. We ditched it in favour of sitting on chris' balcony having a quiet drink. Got invited to a birthday thing for Simon tonight but i thought i'd come home and possibly go to bed before midnight for once. Besides i'm going out again on saturday night so i need my energy.

Aaron is coming round tomorrow to give me a hand fixing my car. fuck me, i'm a busy thing at the moment. I've gotten stuck watching Mad Max 2 tonight so it looks like my pre-midnight goal may not be achieved.

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:13:38 GMT

Chris' party went off. Met loads of people that i'll never remember the names of. I drunkenly attempted some japanese on these guys Hira and Yore (I think). Yore couldn't speak much english but he kept giving me shots of vodka and apparently we're friends now. Hira was pretty cool too. Learned a little chinese from someone whose name started with a consonant and an old taiwanese lady gave me her number. I'm fucking shattered right now. I have no idea how much i drank but i know i only had four cans at the start of the night. i'm going to go throw up now.

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:55:07 GMT

Well now my car's fucked.

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:38:09 GMT

Fucking hell. I'm going to get pissed now.

It's going to talk all week to get over this.

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:01:03 GMT

Today I feel like shit. Partly because i stayed up almost all night but largely due to the fact that i went to see rufio last night. While drunk it was bloody brilliant but being sober now it is mainly really fucking depressing.

Anyway, great day yesterday. Aaron's dad does steelwork on boats & we got to go out on a test run on the latest one. It was built to hold 28 people. When we went out they were speed testing the engines, which was pretty cool. the first run, which we missed was a weight test which i suspect would have been far less fun. Then we went off to the city & I got drunk and aaron spent all his money on getting in to see Rufio. They were excellent and this time they did like a prayer. Thankfully there wasn't much from their latest CD. The moshpit was pretty full on & someone tried to punch on with a bouncer.

We met up with steve & chris afterwards in irish murphy's where there was a crappy cover band but that was ok because everything sounded like it was coming through earmuffs. The lady at the station told me the last train was at about 3.30. she was wrong. the last train was at 1.15 or something and steve got pissed off at me for being wrong. we tried to get in to a few other places to kill time but no one but aaron was wearing dress shoes. We ended up at the pig & whistle watching the soccer while steve sulked.

I decided to kill the remaining two and a half hours at roma street parklands which is patrolled & reasonably safe. Chris didn't want to leave us in the park especially after the guy wearing a bra & g-string asked me for a light. It was less scary because the girl he was with was wearing almost the same thing except she had thigh-high boots & a cowboy hat. Steve scored himself a lift home & aaron & i slept on chris' floor for a couple of hours until he kicked us out at around 8.

Wow

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 23:58:58 GMT

I had a fucking fantastic day yesterday. I just got home from the city. details shall follow after sleep.

I'm Procrastinating

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:40:02 GMT

Once again no adventures for me even though i don't have the kids at the moment. It is too damn hot to go anywhere anyway and school books for 3 kids will cost around $400 so i have no money anyway. I have decided to clean my room today and have found lots of shit i forgot that i had. i've thrown out heaps of stuff that i'm sure i'll regret chucking later but today they look like mess.

Last night was interesting. Anthony was stone sober because steve & I refused to give him alcohol. He, quite by accident, nearly started a fight with a guy from his church in my front yard. the guy is in his 40s and kind of pathetic. Anthony just asked him if he wanted to go to the pub later on and the guy attempted to be menacing. It almost as frightening as a comfortable armchair with plump, fluffy cushions embroidered with pink fairies... almost. He said "If you've got a problem with me just come out & say it." at which point steve said "I'm sorry, if anyone's got a problem it is more likely to be the guy standing at the gate of someone's house." at which point I went inside in an effort not to be involved. The guy stood there for a good 10minutes. Over something stupid someone under half his age said.

Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:21:31 GMT

No time to have adventures lately. I have had the kids. I kind of need to keep having adventures so i don't think. I am considering a drug addiction because that would negate the thinking, plus I would meet new & exciting people.

Suprise! The evil one hasn't put away any money for the kids starting school. Now i may be stuck with books ($350) and uniforms (another $400). Obviously this is well beyond my means.

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:05:23 GMT

Went round to Chris' place last night. He rang me while i was on the train to tell me his car had broken down & he was waiting for a tow but said his flatmate would buzz me in. When i arrived there was no answer on the door intercom. Chris wasn't answering his phone, so i was sitting outside the security door having a cigarette and wondering what to do when an imposing looking ex-football type walked up and asked me what i was doing. I told him I was waiting for a mate who had probably given me the wrong unit number to buzz. He asked if i would prefer to wait in the foyer where it is nicely air conditioned. I quickly agreed as i was slowly dissolving outside. as he let me in he said, "mate, just don't go upstairs and rape any hot asian girls, ok?" I probably should dress nicer when i go to Chris' place...

In other news, drunken nachos aren't as good as you think they will be.

Fucking Hell

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:07:39 GMT

That bitch only said she'd help with the kids when i get a job because she didn't think i'd get one. I'm pretty upset as now i may have to think about how depressing my life really is.

Christmas isn't fun

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 15:37:58 GMT

Merry Christmas to all.
I think i'm drinking more than i have in years. I still don't feel it is excessive yet, so don't worry. People just keep giving me alcohol when they look into my soulful, puppy dog eyes. Steve got me a gold class ticket to the lion, the witch & the wardrobe for xmas. Nice.
I have resigned myself to the fact that i'll probably have to get a labouring job. Damn it all. I'll got talk to sarina russo & see if i can't get something a bit less... sweaty.

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:25:01 GMT

Amazing but true conversation last night:

Anthony: Hey do you mind if i pee in your front yard?

Me: Don't be stupid. I have a perfectly good toilet.

Anthony: Yeah but its so far away.

Me: Don't fucking pee in front of my house.
          *goes to put a cd on, walks back outside less than a minute later*

Me:   What the fuck are you doing?

Anthony:   What? You were serious about that before?

Honestly I've never met anyone more stupid.

I am Not doing well today.

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:48:45 GMT

I went over to Chris' place last night with Steve & got shattered. Incredible fun. Steve was way too sober so he talked to Keiko all night while me & Chris formulated plans to move to Osaka & he can get us jobs. Yes, I am aware that I can't because of the kids. Damn my sense of parental responsibility. It is very inconvienient. Why can't I be a selfish prick? Anyway, the plan is to go over for a month next year. Chris reckons you could do it easily on three grand, So I have stepped up my job applications & will try to do it by July.

Got home about four am. I expected to be far more hung over today but i got up at 10 and have been okay.

An Epic Event More Than 5 Years in the Making

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:36:53 GMT

I just finished mowing the lawn.

By myself.

It's true. Don't give me that look. I even smell like grass. Feel free to come over and sniff me.

...some of you may be more welcome than others.

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 00:48:18 GMT

T loves anime far too much. she's been drawing anime characters at school like ichigo from bleach in his death god clothes and huge sword. her female figures have suddenly sprouted absurdly large breasts. i am wondering if, being a conservative christian school, they will call me about this development. T occasionaly comes home saying things along the lines of "if you watch hellboy you don't love jesus."
The boys are doing well. if you didn't know Josh has ADHD, which is really fun. i tend to think he'll grow out of it eventually though. T & Josh are so much work that i think jon is left out a bit. He is his mother's favourite at the moment. i think it is because he happily looks after her baby for her while she sleeps.

Aaron is living with one of the evil one's friends. Also, while i am aware that aaron smokes pot, at the moment he is smoking from with half an hour of waking. I wouldn't mind so much if pot didn't turn him into an insult to all creatures who have learned the secret of processing thought without drooling on the carpet. I should make some more friends if only to have something to do during the weeks i don't have the kids but i really can't be arsed.

I thought I hadn't read in ages, but i have recently discovered e-books and i'm having trouble remembering that reading on the computer is still counts as reading. Anyway... i'm off to do that.

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 00:51:51 GMT

Things are weird. it really isn't a good idea to make friends with people who live in very close proximity.

Didn't I Used to be Interesting?

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:13:21 GMT

I have watched more anime in the past two weeks than i ever thought possible. It is kind of scary and slightly sad. I am going out tonight to prove to the world that i actually do have a life. i attempted this the other day by going for a walk but i just ended up at a computer shop talking to the owner about the benefits of buying box sets over single dvds.

My computer is slowly dying. I am more upset about this than i have any right to be.

Cause Hermits Don't Have to See Their Ex-wives.

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 11:46:32 GMT

I have decided to become a hermit. I suspect the most difficult part will be the growing of the beard. I can't get past the stage where my face itches so bad i want to tear it off. Finding pale pink long-johns will be hard too, but i shall wear them every day with overalls for formal occasions such as when i venture out to grin at the neighbours from behind the hedge that hasn't grown yet. I also require a stick with which to threaten small children when they try to collect stray cricket balls from my yard. The trick is, i think, to behave oddly enough that adults avoid me and children make up stories about the corpses i may have buried under the house but not so odd that nice men in white coats turn up.